The day begins dark, cold, waterlogged, miserable. I traipse from room to room in search of my Positive Mental Attitude.
Fool! The trick is to start consuming your 21st-century daily media as soon as you wake. Your 21st-century daily media is such a rollercoaster of OMG and tsk tsk and you are so cancelled buddy there's not the least chance for your thoughts to wander.
Once upon a time reading the paper was a dreary affair, beginning at your front page story and steadily proceeding to matched, hatched and dispatched, and what does your horoscope say, and maybe the adventures of the Phantom and yawn how dreary! Would you like walk socks to go with that, pal?
