DON’T YOU HATE IT IN THE SUPERMARKET when you go to say:
Which aisle are the tortillas?
and it comes out as:
I’m obsessed with genitals where can I put this poster don't you dare say nowhere you woke loser
According to New World Otaki, a woman has been trespassed.
(I cannot write those words without getting diverted by the vicissitudes of usage. Trespassed used to mean you had climbed over the wrong fence, pushed open the wrong gate, barged through a door and put yourself where you shouldn't be. Now it’s more usually an abbreviation for Was told to keep out for choosing to make poor life choices.)
