Welcome to frozen miserable New Zealand, which by the way is called New Zealand not Aotearoa thank you very much, welcome to yet another bitter October day.
Have we known any other kind of weather but miserable since Comrade Ardern took our beloved Ford Ranger property ladder paradise and turned it into a gulag?
How one weeps for this nation's wealth-creators and its small to medium Kiwi Mums and Dads.
