Please Mr Luxon they've tied my money to the railroad tracks and a train is coming!

Please Mr Luxon they've tied my money to the railroad tracks and a train is coming!

Continuing this week's theme of giving credit where it's due, step forward C Luxon to receive a five foot four trophy in fake gold leaf. You win it in perpetuity for reading out three of the most breathtaking sentences of cynical bullshit I have ever heard.

Sentence 1 

Unless you've worked in the machinery of Wellington, where you've trained as an accountant or in economics, it's just impossible to work out how much money the government spends and where it's all going

Sentence 2 

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