This 21st century world, this last tango of late-capitalism, this coming down from a long neoliberal high, it can all feel a bit much can’t it?
For example: don't you hate the way management and marketing and CEO types like to take the words and phrases you think you know, and jam them into a blender and turn them into a weird-coloured gloopy smoothie?
What would be truthfully expressed as:
From now on we’re going to give you less than you were getting
and we're going to charge you more for it, sucker
arrives in your inbox as:
Great news! Our new offering has just dropped!