I first wrote this as a joke, but the more I think about it, it might work as an actual provocative stunt, a bit of political theatre.

Dear readers of this little newsletter, you are full of perception, insight, and imagination. Your suggestions and thoughts are warmly invited.

If one were to turn this into an actual proposal, how might one colour this in, do you think? 

Using whatever the documentation is that you fill out for one of these charades, what might one tell them is one’s plan for turning a malign social blight into a productive contributor to society?