Christopher Luxon’s campaign to win last year's election continued yesterday with a speech.
Channelling possibly Bruce Willis in Die Hard, he was all, I'm not going to dress it up, I'm going to level with you guys: the state of the nation is fragile.
The thing he’s maybe missing is that it wasn't that Bruce Willis was bald that made you think he could save everyone. It was that he seemed to care, and he was smart.
