Hello local CEOs, quick question for you: is this Luxon guy representative of the quality of the work you people do? Because if it is, full credit to you on pulling those seven figure pay deals!
Just kidding, local CEOs. Keep up the excellent work, especially in our banking sector which has done so much to support, er, Australian owners, and our building sector which has done so much to support, er, the runaway cost of building, and, er, our supermarket sector which does so well in keeping food affordable and, um, keep up the good work Fonterra!
There is a scene in the Elizabeth Holmes drama The Dropout just as the dam bursts and her too-good-to-be-true Theranos bullshit is exposed. She is about to be grilled on live TV about lives put in mortal danger by fake blood test results. Her lawyer is telling her she needs to stress how horrified she has been to learn about this:
