Here in this plucky little nation of fretful sleepers and highly motivated vendors and uptight ute drivers we take our politics almost as seriously as we take our sport, mate.
Our mightiest meatiest media organs know the score. If you want to keep the punters coming back for more, you need to be giving them pulsating play, a thrilling score line, and heaps of go-forward. Whatever the fuck that is.
What have they got for me this morning? you may ask yourself as you smash your avocado onto your Vogels, what seductive headline beckons me from the front page?
