It's always thrilling, isn't it, when somebody out there in the world notices this little country of ours, this empty little branch office at the bottom of the planet.
How exciting it was to see Sky News Australia — Prop. R. Murdoch — send someone to say gidday mate to our leader of the Opposition.
Please let us know all about you,
demanded their fearless interviewer.
Is it true you’re one of us?
Do please take a look at this list of probing questions and pick any you find acceptable.
Can you rub our back soothingly and promise there won't be another Jacinda to give us an upset stomach?
