From the United-For-Now States of America comes the thrilling news that a New Zealander may be at the very heart of the current coup. Punching above our weight on the world stage once more!
Wait, you may be asking, what New Zealander? I speak of Peter Thiel, made street legal in Enn Zedd Mate by the Key government under the process known as There's a billionaire in reception, is there anything at all we can do for him? Well yes, it was a more innocent time, shortly before the question became impossible to ignore: Might the influence of billionaires be the worst thing to happen in a very long time?
Wait, you may also be asking, what coup? I speak of the frankly breathtaking demands issued by various Musk and Thiel flunkies for access, in the name of DOGE, to the most secret private parts of the whole government system, the bits that keep that data on who you are, what you pay in tax, what you receive in welfare payments and so on and so forth.
