Cheers to reader Deane for this quote from Breakfast TV today:
Chloe Swarbrick to Brook van Velden re the coalition agreement:
“... an unhinged grab-bag of hot takes from your drunk uncle at Christmas”
Cheers also to actual Prime Minister of a country Christopher Luxon for dorking up his swearing-in vows.

But that's enough clown show. I want to pace our intake.