Poor old Syphilis. As we know from our studies, Syphilis was the guy who had to push a rock up a hill every day because he had sex with King Lear’s daughter Gonorrhoea. [Ed: have you actually bothered to check any of this Dave?]
And when he got caught, they gave Syphilis a choice:
Your punishment is either to spend eternity pushing a hill rock up a hill only to have it come rolling back down again, or from now on you ride a bike.
And as we know, Syphilis told them,
No way you're making me ride one of those stupid things no-one rides a bike in the rain or up a hill show me the rock my dudes.
