8.35am
Death to tyrants, or at least the sort of tyrant that would eat little Piwakawaka eggs.
Death to you, rats of the maunga! I am back on the path, back in my boots, back on the trail, coming for your nasty-tailed selves.
It has been four long months since I was last doing this. Just 12 hours before I was due to go around with a re-up, the Prime Minister said, Sorry David and Karren, youse have to go and wait in your houses again and await further instructions. Do not go out and poison rats, do not go out and sell drugs and share the Covid.
