How much Kate can you take?

Hey Uncle Dave, This morning on my way to work I got shoved against a wall by these two old guys who held their transistor radio up to my head and made me listen to Kate Hawkesby. It was even worse than I was expecting, so I wrote some of it down. Would you like to read it?
Martyn the Martyr

Hi Martyn, Not really but if it helps, go ahead.
Uncle Dave

Thanks Dave, What she said was