Try as he might to dazzle us with his CEO mad skillz, there is no way this lacklustre Prime Minister can conceal the awkward reality that he is but the goofy grinning front end of a horse costume, the monkey who fancies himself the organ grinder, the sad awkward cuck in a seedy threesome.
Thus we get this plate of scrambled eggs entitled Government’s plan for steps to be taken by June 30.
A CEO who is actually running the show would surely have a very clear mission with very clear goals and all the rest of that blah blah blah. But a cursory glance at the list reminds us that this is a coalition of three parties with three very different sets of seething resentments and sunny delusions.