People in today's news seem to be getting what they deserve.
Farage thought he could shut down the annoying questions about being bunged money by billionaires by forcing a by-election. Instead we have the tantalising prospect of him being undone by the same spirit that made Boaty McBoatface an electoral legend.
Bookmakers have slashed the odds of a regular joke candidate at by-elections to beat Nigel Farage in Clacton after all major parties refused to stand in what they have dubbed a “fake” election.
Go you good electors of Clacton! Make Count Binface your MP!
Couldn't happen to a nicer corrosive populist.
Trump thought he could unload some firepower on Iran and score an easy headline and instead he got himself a quagmire.
Couldn't happen to a nicer enemy of democracy.
Our PM who never stops talking about how hard he works has got himself a robot mower for what sounds like not all that much lawn tbh.
What's wrong with a bit of exercise, champ?
Does everything have to be a shortcut?
Slow down and smell the mown grass, it can do you good!
And now here is today's edition of HEY YOU GUYS, I MOVED.
Firstly, here's the memo, if you missed it.
David Slack
Secondly, here's today's quiz, which you can play for its own fun but also for glory.
Current rankings are as follow:
And thirdly, here's a cut-out-and-keep explainer you can show your NewstalkZB-listening friends who have happily swallowed the Labour-borrowed-and-spent-like-drunken-sailors-and-that's-why-the-economy's-fucked contention.
David Slack
You're welcome, plenty more where that came from, and you may find it helpful for Question 6 in today's quiz.
