Hello! Here comes the Saturday edition of More Than A Feilding, catching you up on the week.
THURSDAY
You never even called me by my phone
Christopher Luxon has managed to do what Labour never could: he has written the perfect Nanny State policy
WEDNESDAY
Mr Luxon the relief teacher
Wednesday School Journal
Who will be the relief teacher this afternoon?
Will it be Ms. Caitlin the singer?Room 13 loves it when it is Ms Caitlin.
It is not Ms Caitlin! It is Mr Luxon the politician!
Mr Luxon the politician is always coming to school and saying,Hello kids let's have a talk while this TV crew watches.
But why is Mr Luxon the politician being the relief teacher this afternoon?He hardly knows anything at all about teaching!
TUESDAY
A bit better every week, starting tomorrow
Uncle Dave opens the mailbag
Hey Slack, are you still alive and ranting or has the good lord finally come to our rescue?No Fan of Cycling Pinkos
Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm still here despite the best efforts of a guy in a van belonging to Blackbird Projects yesterday afternoon.
We have a new pedestrian crossing ā one of a number, about which I have an entire tale to tell. But for now I just want to describe what happened yesterday.
MONDAY
Kia Kaha Primary School in lights
Just tell me how to get tickets, Dave. I love to support the arts and progressive thinking in this country and most of all I like a good night out and some laughs
And Fridayās quiz covered all the big issues of the week, including this:
6. What is a favourable thing that can be said of David Seymour?
a. Shows deep empathy
b. Is respectful of indigenous culture
c. Is not just some smug fool from the world of management consultancy marinated in neoliberal dogma
d. Appears not to be a werewolf
