Down here at the bottom of the Pacific ring of fire, the weather and the fault lines are just too difficult to predict with accuracy, no question.
But there's one thing you can set your clock by and that is that there will be some poor bugger saying Hello John at 7.10am on Morning Report, and proceeding to gamely offer the talking points the comms team have just texted him.
The question will be some variant of:
Mate, why did your service fail?
The response will be some variant of:
It didn't, and I want to assure our stakeholders it will never happen again.
