6.23am
While we have been asleep in our comfortable beds, or at least tossing and turning and fretting all night long in them, some of New Zealand's most ardent champions of something the rest of us don't believe in and do not take even remotely seriously have been standing up for at the gates of hell known as the Mercer checkpoint.
What do they believe in? Conspiracies. Conspiracies everywhere. Conspiracies in your phone, Conspiracies in your fridge, Conspiracies in your Parliament and it has to stop.
Where are they bound? Waitangi.
