Is there anyone in the world the National Party loves more than a campaign donor? Why yes, there is! They will always have the warmest hello and would you like to slip into something more comfortable for that great god of our age, the High Net Worth Individual.
The words the Government’s have just written onto the welcome mat say they are relaxing immigration settings to encourage migrants to invest in New Zealand businesses. That’s more demure than it sounds in the original Creole, namely:
Hello hey Joe,
you wanna give it a go,
voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Maybe the apprentice Luxon is just trying to show the master John Key that when it comes to having big hairy audacious goal idea things, he can do even better than a convention centre. And this is what he’s got.
