Ways to conduct yourself this election
Option 1: Be as cynical as all get-out
Use the word relief to dignify the shabbiness of your tax cut.
Double the price of public transport for our poorest people so that you can fatten up the tax cut for people like Christopher Luxon.
Make your unit of tax cut measurement fortnightly to make it look bigger than it is.
Turn a blind eye to our largest problems.
Pander.
Option 2: Make out like bandits
Over the past year, inflation has been the grand excuse for anyone to wield at their disposal. It provides cover for business owners to push up prices while withholding wage rises,
Kassie Hartendorp, Director of ActionStation said.
It has been sharpened as a weapon for political gain by parties wanting to shrink government and the public sector. All of this has distracted us from the big businesses driving inflation.
Option 3: Be decent, contemplate a fairer future
Cheers to reader Murray Olsen for getting on to Stuff to say: Hey I’m a landlord and I too have something to say.
