Let’s play a game called That can't be right can it?
It's pretty easy: all you have to do is retort that can't be right can it? after I say something that sounds wrong. And then I'll tell you whether it is or not.
Any questions? Yes Louise Upston at the back — I’ll be damned! You’ve still got that look on your face like you think you left the bath running when you came out! — yes, sorry, what's your question? No, no, we won't be checking your answers.