1. What are people wanting Jacinda Ardern to do?
a. Walk from Wellington to Auckland on her knees. Backwards. In a storm.
b. Sit on a stool in a Westfield saying Sorry I’m so sorry for whatever you want me to be sorry for I don’t deserve forgiveness please feel free to blame me for everything that’s ever gone wrong ever, especially you, Heather and Kerri and Mike
c. Not show up, so they can continue to unload industrial quantities of contumely upon her
d. All of the above
2. True or false?
The taxpayer forked out 27k for two helicopters to take PM Luxon and PM Albanese and their partners to the top of a mountain to eat some pavlova and do some cringe banter for Tik Tok
a. Lefty lies!!! That doesn't sound like something our PM would ever do
b. That’s him alright
