David has, unfortunately, been losing pieces of himself and turns out it’s a bit hard to write a column when the affected parts are your eyeballs and it’s painful to read, so I offered to add to his pain by writing a guest column for him and the fool said yes. Must have been the painkillers, but here we are, and it’s a good thing neither of us are relying on my writing to pay for food.
Unfortunately all the excellent witticisms I thought over the weekend while I was busy doing other things have evaporated, but I’ll do my best to bring a bit of humour along as best I can, and hopefully share an insight or two I’ve had over recent months that I haven’t put on Twitter. My interest in that particular platform evaporated with my witticisms in general following the recent election result in the US and the current owner’s role in that win.
What the actual F, Americans? Seriously?
