He dumped us years ago, but the media still pines for him, stalks his Insta, has a little flutter of the heart whenever he saunters back into the room.
So naturally Stuff wanted to hear everything John Key had to say about the US election. And although the tape goes for 20 minutes, it can be summarised fairly concisely โ although not quite as concisely as they did when they gave it this headline:

He offers interviewer Sam Hayes a characteristically breezy take on the four godawful years of the Trump administration โ an oblique reproof, even, for looking the wrong way.